First batch · Small batch · Keep cold
Buttermilk ranch · Dressing & dip

Ranch,
grown up.
Still fun.

Real buttermilk, fresh herbs and a little attitude, in a squeeze bottle that belongs next to the good olive oil. Made for smash burgers, fries and everything else you dip.

Free to reserve. No card. We only make what's reserved.
Four squeeze bottles of The Ranch Brand
Real buttermilkCultured, tangy, the whole point
Fresh dillPlus chives and parsley
Real garlicNot a whisper. A sentence.
Wildflower honeyIn Hot Honey, obviously
The four

Pick a favorite. Or don’t.

Four ranches, one ingredient up front, one line of wit. Vote below and the winner gets made first.

Classic Buttermilk bottle

Classic Buttermilk

Your fries have been waiting.
Hot Honey bottle

Hot Honey

Sweet first. Then trouble.
Dill and Garlic bottle

Dill & Garlic

Pickle-adjacent. Vampire-proof.
Smoked Chipotle bottle

Smoked Chipotle

Campfire energy. No campfire.

*Expected price per 12 oz bottle. Not final.

The clean-label promise

Short list. No mystery.

What we're aiming for in every bottle. Final recipe and nutrition facts are still in development.

Real dairyCultured buttermilk and sour cream, not powders. (target, placeholder)
Good oilAvocado oil base instead of soybean or canola. (target, placeholder)
Nothing fakeNo artificial flavors, colors, MSG or added sugar in Classic. (target, placeholder)
Kept coldFresh, refrigerated, small batches. (target, placeholder)
Our pasture

Fun on the outside.
Farmhouse on the inside.

Ranch started on a ranch. We kept the good parts: cultured buttermilk, real herbs and a hand-drawn cattle brand on every bottle. Then we left out the cartoon.

Why we made it: we wanted a ranch you'd actually put on the table, with real buttermilk, herbs you can see and a bottle that looks good doing it.

First batch

Reserve a bottle.
Pick what we make first.

The first run is small. Reserve now, free and with no card, and you'll get first dibs at launch plus a first-batch price. Most votes wins the first batch.

1 · Your flavor
2 · How many bottles
3 · Where to send launch news
No payment now. We'll email once before launch; unsubscribe anytime.

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Your vote is in. We'll email you before launch with first dibs and your first-batch price.